Here goes. Option one is a black and white polkadot affair:
It's basically a very tight sheath, which based on my astute observations today all the cool girls are wearing. Note I said cool girls, not Cool Girls. Cool Girls are wearing jodphurs. I have added the red belt to demonstrate my ability to accessorise, but mostly so I can wear my red shoes.
This frankly awful picture shows the super ruched sleeves. Ish. Trust me, they are very ruched indeed.
And this is
Option two is a knitted grey dress:
It has lots of superfluous buttons:
Humblest apologies that my boobs are looming like they might pop out of your monitor.
I am wearing opaque black tights because the shop assistant said I should and she was younger and trendier than me. I know, you find this unbelievable. Without the dark tights, it is apparent that this dress is both tight and short. Youthful knees, I miss you.
But I don't do everything exactly as I'm supposed to. The big black belt came with the dress, but I think I prefer the red belt.
So. What say you, wise style mavens?
- Option one: Polka dot dress (with or without tights, choice of black or red belt / shoes)
- Option two: Grey dress (with or without tights, choice of black or red belt / shoes)
- Option three: Get thee back into town tomorrow for more shopping. This time, go to an age-appropriate shop.
- Option four: Pick a fight with Steven right before the party about not having anything to wear and/or feeling fat and then don't go to the party